what cora might look like if I don't lay off the sushi.
what cora might look like if I don’t lay off the sushi.

sooo, I talked to my mom on the phone yesterday and she informed me that she was sitting on the back porch swing (which is one of my favorite places… the back deck at their house looks straight out into old-growth douglas firs… it feels like a treehouse) knitting a cardigan for the baby from the same yarn that she used to make my very adorable knit tank top from last fall.  I hope you people are grasping that my mom is something of the original domestic goddess.  sigh.  I feel guilty because I have not knitted a damn thing (and yes, I do know how)… all I seem to do is surf the internet and eat and lay around on the couch when I’m not at work.  I think this is probably justfiable on some level seeing how I am working over 40 hours a week, but still.  I could be considerably more productive than I am.

So I got out the knitting books and resolved to get started on the above project… I love this picture.  I’ve had this bizarre fantasy that the ethnic food you eat while pregnant could somehow affect the ethnicity of your child, and if this is true, Cora will be Japanese.  I have not managed to stop the sushi, and am just trying to stay within mercury quotas, etc… I love fish so much… especially fish of the raw sushi bar variety.  And, in my defense (and Cora’s– who might not be so much Japanese as retarded when all is said and done) there is just as much literature suggesting that the lipids in fish will make your child brilliant.  So I’m trying not to worry too much about it and just enjoy my sushi when I feel like it.

Also, admittedly, I am a little smitten with the idea of the United Colors of Benetton Family (a la brangelina) and would be fine eating only african food for a whole pregnancy if I thought it would give me something other than a pale skinned caucasian baby.

Henry, as usual, thinks I’m a little crazy, and has been going about his usual business (cooking and brewing beer with his friend Omar):

Henry and his ribs

Henry and his ribs

getting ready to bottle some homemade oberon

clean recycled bottles.